Day by day, Flatus Ozwald sits and watches people go by. He a scary fellow, no one for moving or talking...but he watches. If you ever feel a pair of eyes watching you, it's probably him. Flatus Ozwald was abandoned by his family. He is now a retired undercover CIA cop and normally won't be provoked into using his ninja CIA skills but he is especially attracted to mustard and sunscreen. Fortunately, for the students of Newberg High school, they normally don't carry those dangerous things very often. His favorite past time happens to be eating little children. So, if you wish for your children to live past their 10th birthday, stay away. Flatus may look slow, but believe me; he's fast. No one can really say what Flatus is because, well he just seems like a normal little corner...but Flatus is not. He should probably be put in an insane asylum. Hopefully one day he will, but for the time being he continues to watch people walk by and prey on little children.